ABOUT ME
10+ years of Diamond hands
Sees opportunity everywhere, even in dips
Not your average crypto bro
Adapted to market shifts with lightning speed
A visionary
Experience
Experience
2017-Present
Meme Master (Already!)
Crafted viral content that turned complex market movements into side-splitting social media gold. My Dogefather impersonation is legendary.
2017 - Present
Crafted viral content that turned complex market movements into side-splitting social media gold. My Dogefather impersonation is legendary.
Meme Master (Already!)
2020-Present
Freelance Crypto Consultant
Helped countless investors navigate the wild world crypto, from seasoned whales to wide-eyed newbies.
2021- Present
Chief Amphibian Officer - Self-appointed!
Leading the charge for amphibian representation in the crypto space.
2022-
Present
Early Adopter Alpha Tester
Slithered my way into exclusive beta programs for groundbreaking new blockchain projects. I have a frog's-eye view of the future of crypto.
2013-Present
Keynote Speaker
Shared my insights and infectious enthusiasm at major crypto conferences. My presentation on DeFi for Dummies: How Not to Get Eaten Alive
2020 - Present
Helped countless investors navigate the wild world crypto, from seasoned whales to wide-eyed newbies.
Freelance crypto consultant
2021 - Present
Leading the charge for amphibian representation in the crypto space.
Chief Amphibian Officer
- Self-appointed!
2022 - Present
Slithered my way into exclusive beta programs for groundbreaking new blockchain projects. I have a frog's-eye view of the future of crypto.
Early Adopter Alpha tester
2013-Present
Shared my insights and infectious enthusiasm at major crypto conferences. My presentation on DeFi for Dummies: How Not to Get Eaten Alive
Keynote Speaker
Motto
Stay FOMO-free,
my friends.
Skills & Interest
Skills & Interest
Find the next big coin
I make good money
And I repeat
Amphibian advocacy